Figbinbom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind alligator.

Figbinbom created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figbinbom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Figbinbom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Figbinbom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Figbinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.