Fliscet Sincinwig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish deer.

Fliscet Sincinwig created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscet Sincinwig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fliscet Sincinwig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fliscet Sincinwig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fliscet Sincinwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Fliscet Sincinwig's priests.