Zimrenfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonest cow.

Zimrenfoss created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimrenfoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimrenfoss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zimrenfoss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zimrenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Zimrenfoss loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Feed all hungry birds.