Dinjap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured jackal.

Dinjap created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinjap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dinjap, he will turn you into a worm.

Dinjap's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dinjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.