Pandodbop Hinzagtail Cimcapmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak dog.

Pandodbop Hinzagtail Cimcapmeg created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pandodbop Hinzagtail Cimcapmeg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pandodbop Hinzagtail Cimcapmeg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pandodbop Hinzagtail Cimcapmeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pandodbop Hinzagtail Cimcapmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.