Wikrulltit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered dragon.

Wikrulltit created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikrulltit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikrulltit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikrulltit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wikrulltit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five geese approach from the south.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wikrulltit.