Bellcepquill is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, moody raven.

Bellcepquill created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcepquill, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellcepquill, it will turn you into a tree.

Bellcepquill's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bellcepquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not take Bellcepquill's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.