Woddapsat is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish goose.
Woddapsat created Europe six million years ago.
If you believe in
Woddapsat, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Woddapsat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Woddapsat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Woddapsat's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always treat mites with great respect.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Do not eat melons.