Stragdavyik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate otter.

Stragdavyik created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragdavyik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragdavyik, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stragdavyik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stragdavyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not take Stragdavyik's name in vain.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never write about gravity.