Camhenjat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful skunk.

Camhenjat created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camhenjat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Camhenjat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Camhenjat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Camhenjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Put Camhenjat first in all things.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must love Camhenjat.

5. Always help ants in need.