Duddogbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish mouse.

Duddogbat created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duddogbat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Duddogbat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Duddogbat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Duddogbat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.