Henstraggad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, quiet alligator.

Henstraggad created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Henstraggad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Henstraggad, he will come to you in dreams.

Henstraggad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Henstraggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face green.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Never talk about amino acids.