Vilcindut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast raccoon.

Vilcindut created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilcindut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vilcindut, she will torture you forever.

Vilcindut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Vilcindut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vilcindut's priests.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Hide if six hamsters approach from the east.