Vilnatdin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty shark.

Vilnatdin created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vilnatdin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vilnatdin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Vilnatdin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vilnatdin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilnatdin.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.