Vigfubnillrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty lion.

Vigfubnillrutt created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfubnillrutt, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vigfubnillrutt, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vigfubnillrutt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vigfubnillrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Vigfubnillrutt must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never paint your legs mauve.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.