Kipgonpod Hugpinfodjenmigmegxuckgam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, benevolent donkey.

Kipgonpod Hugpinfodjenmigmegxuckgam created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipgonpod Hugpinfodjenmigmegxuckgam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kipgonpod Hugpinfodjenmigmegxuckgam, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kipgonpod Hugpinfodjenmigmegxuckgam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kipgonpod Hugpinfodjenmigmegxuckgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never sing near sharks.