Yikdudablaklag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable eagle.

Yikdudablaklag created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdudablaklag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikdudablaklag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yikdudablaklag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yikdudablaklag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about cell theory.