Hotkopjin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient scorpion.

Hotkopjin created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotkopjin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hotkopjin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hotkopjin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hotkopjin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Hotkopjin.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must never eat corn.