Candossrill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid grasshopper.

Candossrill created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Candossrill, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Candossrill, it will not care at all.

Candossrill's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Candossrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about nebulae.