Higyamtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic shrew.

Higyamtab created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Higyamtab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Higyamtab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Higyamtab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Higyamtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shave your back.