Rotcapbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust centipede.

Rotcapbaf created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotcapbaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotcapbaf, it will ignore you.

Rotcapbaf's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rotcapbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Rotcapbaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Rotcapbaf eight times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rotcapbaf.