Ligfonfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental hydra.

Ligfonfob created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligfonfob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ligfonfob, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ligfonfob's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ligfonfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to badgers while wearing pink boots.

2. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.