Boglopgig is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil lizard.
Boglopgig created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Boglopgig, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Boglopgig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Boglopgig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Boglopgig's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair orange.
2. Always help geese in need.
3. Always look after injured shrews.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not stand on grass.