Boglopgig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil lizard.

Boglopgig created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglopgig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Boglopgig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Boglopgig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Boglopgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not stand on grass.