Sadgiltad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty rhinoceros.

Sadgiltad created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Sadgiltad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadgiltad, it will remove you from existence.

Sadgiltad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sadgiltad's Holy Commandments

1. Sadgiltad loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.