Botartlimhivsatduss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical butterfly.

Botartlimhivsatduss created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Botartlimhivsatduss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botartlimhivsatduss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Botartlimhivsatduss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Botartlimhivsatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if five badgers approach from the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.