Zanbissrot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, competent mink.

Zanbissrot created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbissrot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zanbissrot, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zanbissrot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zanbissrot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Retreat if eight geese approach from the north.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Zanbissrot loves ants, so they must be respected.