Kardammapdog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless centaur.

Kardammapdog created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kardammapdog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kardammapdog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kardammapdog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kardammapdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.