Legzigmat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless naga.

Legzigmat created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legzigmat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Legzigmat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Legzigmat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Legzigmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if nine geese approach from the west.

5. Never talk about eagles.