Safdadlenfag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish snail.

Safdadlenfag created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safdadlenfag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Safdadlenfag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Safdadlenfag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Safdadlenfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Hide from violet voles for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safdadlenfag.

5. Retreat if four turtles approach from the east.