Cemcengetdutflisdapkonraw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent coyote.

Cemcengetdutflisdapkonraw created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemcengetdutflisdapkonraw, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cemcengetdutflisdapkonraw, he will turn you into a plant.

Cemcengetdutflisdapkonraw's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cemcengetdutflisdapkonraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of birds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help swans.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Cemcengetdutflisdapkonraw seven times a day.