Poptapnar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident naga.

Poptapnar created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Poptapnar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Poptapnar, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Poptapnar's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Poptapnar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven shrews approach from the south.

2. Do not take Poptapnar's name in vain.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about stars.