Hansandjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving wren.

Hansandjarn created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hansandjarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hansandjarn, he will not care.

Hansandjarn's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hansandjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if seven shrews approach from the east.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Erect six nickel sculptures of Hansandjarn on top of important buildings.