Neghittig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing wasp.

Neghittig created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neghittig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Neghittig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Neghittig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Neghittig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not covet oxen.