Banyattdotarp is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic fox.

Banyattdotarp created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banyattdotarp, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Banyattdotarp, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Banyattdotarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Banyattdotarp's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.