Wabtonkflig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet wombat.

Wabtonkflig created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtonkflig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wabtonkflig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wabtonkflig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wabtonkflig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabtonkflig.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.