Dusshoggad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane troll.

Dusshoggad created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dusshoggad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dusshoggad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dusshoggad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dusshoggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dusshoggad.