Tamflowlist is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast gorilla.

Tamflowlist created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamflowlist, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tamflowlist, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tamflowlist's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tamflowlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about gravity.