Bet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying ant.

Bet created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bet, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bet, he will turn you into a snail.

Bet's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear violet boots.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.