Vinbifgutaffommidzigcum Rut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident fly.

Vinbifgutaffommidzigcum Rut created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vinbifgutaffommidzigcum Rut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vinbifgutaffommidzigcum Rut, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vinbifgutaffommidzigcum Rut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vinbifgutaffommidzigcum Rut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vinbifgutaffommidzigcum Rut on top of all buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always wear black.