Sawonvog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever raven.

Sawonvog created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawonvog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sawonvog, it will turn you into a mole.

Sawonvog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sawonvog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sawonvog.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.