Bincapbodbogsigdinpod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful warg.

Bincapbodbogsigdinpod created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bincapbodbogsigdinpod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bincapbodbogsigdinpod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bincapbodbogsigdinpod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bincapbodbogsigdinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bincapbodbogsigdinpod.