Dodzenpas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident bee.

Dodzenpas created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Dodzenpas, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dodzenpas, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dodzenpas' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dodzenpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodzenpas.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.