Taffagart is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent centaur.

Taffagart created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Taffagart, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Taffagart, she will refuse to believe in you.

Taffagart's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Taffagart's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.