Wontailgumzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy deer.

Wontailgumzim created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Wontailgumzim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wontailgumzim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wontailgumzim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wontailgumzim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wontailgumzim.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.