Rillrotjam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful shrew.

Rillrotjam created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rillrotjam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rillrotjam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Rillrotjam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rillrotjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always obey Rillrotjam's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always help voles in need.