Tafflapwad Tabnigcut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet ant.

Tafflapwad Tabnigcut created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafflapwad Tabnigcut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafflapwad Tabnigcut, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tafflapwad Tabnigcut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tafflapwad Tabnigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Tafflapwad Tabnigcut on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at planets.