Flablablogyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil goat.

Flablablogyarl created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Flablablogyarl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flablablogyarl, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flablablogyarl's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flablablogyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fast once a month.