Yikgatlist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing cow.

Yikgatlist created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikgatlist, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yikgatlist, it will strike you with lightening.

Yikgatlist's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yikgatlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat bark.