Xucnullgan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil guinea pig.

Xucnullgan created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xucnullgan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xucnullgan, she will turn you into a frog.

Xucnullgan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Xucnullgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xucnullgan.

3. Run away from cyan foxes, for they are unholy.

4. You must love Xucnullgan.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.