Pitjenarf is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, blissful butterfly.

Pitjenarf created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitjenarf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitjenarf, she will turn you into a worm.

Pitjenarf's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pitjenarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Pitjenarf loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.